During these dark days when Republicans seem intent on dismantling the Magna Carta, as well as the Constitution and the Geneva Conventions, the least I can do to lighten the mood, is pass on some laughs at the expense of one of their own.
Slate (!) has dreamed up the George Allen Insult Generator: in which, no matter who you are (White, Black, Short, Fat, Woman, Arab, etc.) a cartoon George Allen will insult you, in the typically creative Allen fashion.
(And true to form, Allen has a bouquet of insults for every category -- you can keep coming back for more! Are you a woman? A few Allen hits: "Why, hello, twunt!" "Hi there, ho bag!" )
As an added bonus, the Generator also produces a very Allen-like excuse for each and every insult. Such as: "Here's the straight dope: I didn't see a single ho bag in the audience, so I thought it was OK."
Take your lumps with the rest of humanity, be insulted by George Allen:
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